People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstruation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
Nah ovulation is them just chilling cus they’ve found their friends and menstruation is them deciding that they want to start some form of WAR and go crazy and cause lots of pain.
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